Funny Things that you have said / done

Well this comes to my mind

Me and few of my friends were in some Mediterranean bar getting drunk as drunken people often do and suddenly a local bouncer comes to our table and starts to argue that we have had enough for whole week (but hey we had only drink´ed one day) so he starts to shout like those little Italianos tend to do when they get little mad so after shouting like one to fifteen minute he lets us speak and only thing i say to him before KO´ing him is that - Hey Maaan i already have my own pocket Russian . After that we had few drinks and changed bar

But that saying became almost like an legend