Lets invent a religion , now shall we ?

well soon I will post baseline to my slowly starting religion

Only "law" shall be "Idiots do not deserve anything"

And common guidelines to life is something like

Do to others as you want them to do to you
Love the ones that deserve it , hate the ones who deserve it and don´t think about the ones who are nothing to you
If someone hits you , you may destroy him/her
You do not have to do anything if you don´t want to
Leave others to their own space ( they ask help if they need , if they don't then it is their problem )
You have every right to force someone to work if he/she likes it (and if she/he does not like it , you may try but You are responsible of the consequences )
You have to face the law if you break the civil laws and get caught and if you don´t get caught then you do not have to
Every one is equal unless she/he is an idiot
If you attack someone and he/she hits you back do not start to whine

Do not follow these guide lines if you don´t feel like it
Do not judge anyone else than you self
Do not forgive unless you feel like it
Do not turn the other cheek
Do not hit back only once
Do not do unnecessary work


( I will edit this when I get my mind straight .... it is not so easy to invent a religion )

Holidays

Everyday of the weekend
And when ever we like

Celebration

Memorial day of "1st time"
( You will celebrate the loosing of your virginity )
Funerals
( As at least in my country funerals are free to attend to why not pop in and start to celebrate )

Rulers of the church

Me
I
My self
I am

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Practising our fate
Just life as you live and knowledge is power

Followers of me shall be called "godless"

And name of religion is Vomitry

Bit explanatory

We do not have more "sins" than one - "idiotism"
To be in top of the food chain is our N.1 goal
To respect no one is most important thing to figure out in away to delightenment
We shall be rulers of the post re-genesis

To achieve this I must say that if you are a male you have to keep your self in good shape and if you are female you have to realize your beauty ( every one can be beautiful .... well not )


" You will never feel guilty "
" Everyone is equal goes to non godless people "
"-We are superior-"
Live for your enjoyment .... not for others

To join the religion you have to join the forum

And fore mostly YOU WILL NOT TALK ABOUT THE RITES TO NON GODLESS ANIMALS

( "non godless" are normal people , slaves as we shall see them .... )

We are above gods as we are above devils ....

Some Proverbs :

Never miss a chance to walk on grass , in dusk with bare foot


Helicopter is way better in living room than in back yard

Whale is better in Wales than In fish thank

Some holy books of this fucking thing

Mein Kampf

Kalevala

Sudenpentujen Käsikirja

The Bardo Thödol

The Pit and the Pendulum

Seitsemän veljestä

Les Liaisons dangereuses

Certain Numbers of Italian magazine "Topolino Giornale" ( what numbers , that you find out when you become adept )

1984

Animal Farm

The Little Red Book



Insinöörin käsikirja

And what are the arch enemies of us ?

Idiots

Fat people

Christians (fundamentalists)

Peter Pan

Muslims (fundamentalists)

Police

Bandidos

Hells angels

More Proverbs

If you have seen the Lake , you have seen the lake

Sky Is Black in many colours

More holy books

Fasciculus Medicinae

Exercitatio Anatomica de Motu Cordis et Sanguinis in Animalibus

Let Every Breath

Street map of Moscow

Actes et documents du Saint Siège relatifs à la Seconde Guerre Mondiale

Biographies of words and the home of the Aryas

Council Directive 86/609/EEC of 24 November 1986 on the approximation of laws, regulations and administrative provisions of the Member States regarding the protection of animals used for experimental and other scientific purposes

Perintö- ja lahjaverolaki 12.7.1940/378

Metsästyslaki 28.6.1993/615

Ajoneuvolaki 11.12.2002/1090

User manual of Compaq 5525B/31/32 Line Matrix Printer

GENICOM Matrix Printer LA36 User Manual

Airline Maintenance Inspection Intervals

Laki poliisin hallinnosta 4 §, 16 §

And even more holy books

Ympäristönsuojeluasetus 18.2.2000/169

And by "fat" I mean those who have to pay for three seats in aeroplane when they travel